game review#6 talking tom

Ah. The infamous game where you speak a word to a crusty cat on a screen and it will mock you. Personally I wasn't allowed to play this game because of the talking Angela situation (which I will review in a couple of days). I honestly hated this game. The cat Tom is annoying. A topic I haven't discussed in a while is 3 am challenges. Do not talk to talking tom at 3 am while talking to talking tom. Jeez, that's a lot of talking but most people do this. I'm not the idiot who thinks they will get views by making this sort of immature content. All though I am immature, but that has nothing to do with this. Picture time. 

now I didn't have a picture of tom but I had one of Angela. Just as creepy. Take it from a friend don't play this game for 2 reason. 1 it's just utterly annoying and 2 the eyes dood. There are a lot of my talking etc games. My talking tom, my talking tom 2, my talking tom and friends, my talking Angela etc. I wouldn't download these games. Mostly because if your reading this your probably a grown kid not a 3 year old who would yell at it's screen. 

Before I end this here post I would like to mention a new member of game review. Say hi rippy tippy to the air. Why you may ask? Well it's to greet the force of the frog. Anyway my name is Mathew and this has been game review.

game Review#5 paper.io 3d

I'm sort of regretting this review. Again a paper.io game no one asked for. I played paper.io 3d and to be honest I finished it in almost 5 minutes. Paper.io 3d is not 3d. The only thing 3d about it is the map and the character other than that everything is the exact same. This review will be very short because there is really nothing to talk about in paper.io 3d. Here is a picture of paper.io 3d.

its not the same picture I'll give them that. But it's kind of the same picture. Sorry for such a short review see you in the next review.

continued game review #4 paper.io 2

A few days ago I made a review on paper.io, now it's time for the sequel. Paper.io 2 is the best of the paper.io games. You can make circles and move any where you want. That's pretty much it but now I will put some 1 star reviews I found online. But first I just wanted you to know your whole life is a lie. Paper.io isn't multiplayer you play against bots. Now for the reviews. I didn't find any reviews from my source (common sense media) so here is a picture of it.

now here is a picture of the original

ITS THE SAME FRICKIN PICTURE BUT WITHA 2!!! Sorry I got a little angry there. In a few days I will make a review on *sigh* paper.io 3d. Yes you heard me another pointless sequel. 

But until then I'm Mathew and this has been game review.

the trilogy nobody asked for game review #3 paper.io

Paper.io is a great game on its own but there are 2 other games by the same name I'll get to those in the next few days. Paper.io is a game about covering the most space on a map. Hmm sounds like something I recognize oh yeah Splatoon. Well your a square and you try to cover the most space against people. You can't make a circle for some reason. But you can on paper.io 2 which I'll cover next week. Look at this. BAM

heh heh not that.

this. You see how the line it's making is only a square. That's not fair to all the kids playing this but they'll be able to make a circle but they can't. In my opinion paper.io 2 is better than the 1st and the 3rd. So far this is a good game to begin with but they could have just let the player make circles. Instead they made a second game! Why. I mean why can't they let the player make circles they could have just done that and then instead of making a totally different game but then they made the abomination known as paper.io 3D. 

         This concludes game review 3 hope you enjoyed.

game review 2 roblox

Roblox, like Minecraft it's a good game. Again a lot of 1 star reviews for example here is 1 I found, "My younger daughter (11yrs) played it for some months till she got offended by a chat with another boy, who called her the n-word and some more phrases with racial content.
There was no monitoring. Not considered as a game for kids at all since there's no monitoring at the chatroom" see how weird these reviews are Roblox is considered a game for kids. Look at this picture

look at him he's smiling. Isn't it nice to see a kid smile. Sadly there are still 3am challenges. John doe is a infamous creepypasta in Roblox. Talking to John doe at 3am. John doe found me at 3am. I know you can't resist to click these videos they're just so good but you must resist they are clickbait. People make these types of videos thinking yes I will get views and moolash so much money and they do but I don't understand why these people are just so mm. Annoying rats. Next we will move on to the avatars. They look like good characters right yes you're correct. There are many ways to make your character you can make it fat you can make it skinny and big. Overall Roblox is a good game and I would definitely recommend it. But don't watch clickbait videos.

GameReview#1 Minecraft

Hello I will review Minecraft today. Minecraft is a beloved game by all but there are some things that people take as jokes. 1st: the reviews. There are a lot of reviews on Minecraft. Most are 5 star reviews but then there is the 1 star reviews. They're people who don't like Minecraft for STUPID REASONS like zombies being scary. Do not buy zombies are scary, my son was building and a arrow shot him bad game. Most 1 star reviews are like that just some person saying they died because they took fall damage. Next we have challenges. 3am challenges have been around for a long time. Look at this picture.

Go on Google and search up Minecraft 3am. There are so many clickbait videos. But some are real. Then there is the last to do something wins $1000. People are silly Willy's. They heartlessly trick young infants to click there videos. They are just expecting to watch a good video but then their ears break. The screaming. they can't take it. Take this from Collins key he is the loudest person. Now you're probably thinking to yourself this has nothing to do with Minecraft but it does.

Minecraft is a simple game with simple rules it shouldn't be used to trick kids.

                 Thanks for reading hope you enjoyed (the things I'm saying are my opinions.